Wednesday, August 27, 2008

best. ad. ever.

american ads are terrible. we all know that. they are like twice as loud as the tv show you're watching and most of them make those aussie "FIVE BUCKS! AT LOWES!" ads look like masterpieces. and because of the 8 million testimonials from joe schmuck and jane dumbass in every ad, it feels like i meet more american people on the television than i do outdoors in the real world. there's the aforementioned jeremiah, who caught a 3lb. trout with his pocket fisherman. there's nancy, who traded all her gold jewelry for money with 'cash for gold.' oh and then there's the happy couple in the nameless stud on roids who loves his new 'designed by navy SEALs!' work out device. insanity!

but! the commercial for the new swiffer wetjet is amazing. i don't know what it is, but i burst out laughing everytime i hear "BABY COME BACK!" anyway, now i'm off to use my new swiffer wetjet to clean up the fish guts i dropped from cutting up the trout i caught with my pocket fisherman, before i post all my gold jewelry off to cash for gold so i can get money to afford my new navy SEAL-designed work out machine. Aest!

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